George W Bush And The Aliens

Had an exciting dream this morning.

President George W Bush was on the space shuttle, being watched 24/7 by a reality TV show. On the show, Bush disobeys instructions, and so is ordered to do sit-ups. At this point the shuttle encounters a group of pretzel-bodied aliens, whose race is dying-out due to having depleted their home-planet's reserves of bread. Bush therefore promises them 5 billion pounds of bread in humanitarian aid.

When I woke up, not one single newspaper had covered this story.

George W Bush describes his aliens, this morning.