Steve Goble

Choose life. (Deuteronomy 30:19)

Had an exciting dream this morning.

President George W Bush was on the space shuttle, being watched 24/7 by a reality TV show. On the show, Bush disobeys instructions, and so is ordered to do sit-ups. At this point the shuttle encounters a group of pretzel-bodied aliens, whose race is dying-out due to having depleted their home-planet's reserves of bread. Bush therefore promises them 5 billion pounds of bread in humanitarian aid.

When I woke up, not one single newspaper had covered this story.

George W Bush describes his aliens, this morning.


2 comment(s):

At 5:41 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it. I may steal this joke to use as break room banter

At 2:52 pm, Blogger son mr george w bush said...

i m son mr george w bush


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