Praise The Internet

Just occasionally I try taking those internet personality tests. Often they’re mindlessly bland, presuming to psychoanalyse you on about 8 questions. So when will I learn? My responses in bold…

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. Fair comment. In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell. Absolutely not. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. I’d like her to think of me honestly. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Yes. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Yes. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. Yes. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. Make up your mind - have I thought about it or not? In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. Love is a bit bigger than that, or we're all stuffed.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

and at the other end of the scale...

You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

Now how can I argue with that? :)