Torchwood: Random Shoes

Terrible. Absolutely disastrous. 0%.

Trying to emulate the worst episode in Doctor Who’s history is… just… I am honestly lost for words to describe just how bad a notion this was. The only redeeming feature about copying such dross would be that it’s just not possible to do it so badly. The same old mistakes are dutifully reproduced in this version – most unforgivably portraying all Torchwood fans as stupid idiots – again implying some very wrong things about what the writers think of you and me.

Don’t ever watch this.