Torchwood: Day One

Utterly pretentious rubbish. The pub plays I used to see by this guy in Hampton Wick were better than this.

An alien comes to Earth (that’s present-day Earth) and takes over a woman (turning her into a zombie) because it wants to have sex with as many people as possible “for the kick.” Even the comedy clutz Gwen (who we’re supposed to be identifying with) has a fling with her.

Utterly, utterly dreadful. It’s episode two guys, and your “adult” show is this low-brow already?