A Bottle Of Bleach Can Get You Legless

Today, after bleaching the patio, I began to mow the lawn, and became aware of a prickling sensation in my ankle.

Looking down, I saw that I had a rash there, across both ankles.

Then I realised that the rash was not in fact on my skin, but on my socks.

Then I realised that the 'rash' was in fact splashes of bleach.

Then I realised that the prickling sensation was being caused by the bleach burning through the socks and into my skin.

Given how long it took me to realise my carelessness, I'm glad I hadn't mown the lawn first.