...scored in the last minute.

As I type this, Tiger sits to my left at another terminal. He had planned to watch the Korea/Uzbekistan World Cup qualifying soccer match that is currently playing, however the Mickey Mouse computers at this cafe can't handle the memory needed for streaming. As a result he's spending the entire 90 minutes glued to a site that refreshes every minute with a written commentary, in Korean, of what's happening. Unfortunately, half the characters in the Korean alphabet won't display properly on his terminal. Every so often he lets out a cry of triumph or a scream of anguish, but never more than twice in 60 seconds.

At time of typing, it's 2-1 to Korea. They think it's all over. Back in a minute? Chopsticks as goalposts? Marvellous.