Still No Connection Seen

Beneath the hostel I stay in is a seedy bar, which nightly runs vibrator races, pole-dancing competitions, "pornaoke" and "How far will you go for a free bar tab" competitions. I mean some nights they give out big "shag-tag" stickers on the door, each with a number on it, for you to seek out your match and shag them. They then give out as much free vodka punch as you can drink. Really.

This morning I had to clean out one of the hostel's TV rooms, after a girl had been beaten and raped in there.