Spiritual Refreshments

At the end of Monday's PACT meeting at church, I took away a couple of free Fairtrade biscuits.

On Wednesday I dropped into the church seniors' summer party, and got a free blackcurrant drink and a piece of cake.

Today it turned out that I'd won joint first prize in a competition there, so I swung by the church office and picked up a free box of chocolates.

Churches generally offer people the bread of life, but I seem to be going there for junk food.