Rosebud

Whilst standing around doing nothing on duty this morning, I discovered a Yabba phone-card that someone had mistakenly jammed into a Telecom phone-card slot and given up on.

Gently, I managed to coax the poor crumpled thing out, before ringing the freephone number to find out if there was still any credit on it. Got asked for a Pin Number. Clearly the automated system didn't know who it was dealing with, so I duly guessed it in one. (Well actually I guessed it in "1234.")

"You have, twenty, six, dollars, sixty, two, cents."